My Favorite Team

My Favorite Team
Yeah... No World Series for many years but I still love the team.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Any Cub Jokes out there besides these?

I'm always up for some good Cub jokes...  Despite loving the team, I still like to listen to jokes like these:

Q: "What do the World Series and a Spade Bear have in common?"
A: "No Cubbies"

Q: "What do you get when you take the wrapper off of a pack of cigarrettes and turn it upside down?"
A: "A Cubs Trophey Case"

Q: "If Jack Buck were a Cubs' announcer, what would have been his trademark line?"
A: "That's NOT a winner!!"

Q: "What did Jesus tell the Cubs back in 1909?"
A: "Don't do anything until I come back"

Would you like Albert Pujols to sign with the Cubs after 2011?

Rumors floating around that the Cubs may be one of the teams interested in him.

Personally, I hope they don't.   He's going to be 33 and going on the decline.   Has been known to play with a sore back, elbow, etc...    How long can he keep that up without going on the DL for a long stint?

Don't get me wrong, Pujols is a hall of famer but I still think his best years are behind him.   I hope the Cubs will learn from the Soriano and Bradley signing.

Personally, I like their rebuilding strategy.  Go with Tyler Colvin at 1B and let him develop into the player we hope he can be.

What do you think of the Cubs?

Please be gentle   :-)